Chicken Dancer

Who did he run to in the dugout after scoring? Please not Pardew.

£5m for both of them according to SSN. Brilliant deal if that is the case.

Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool & Tottenham

Relegation: Burnley, Aston Villa & Sunderland

Overachievers: Swansea 9th

Underperformers: Hull, that troublesome Europa League

Top Goal Scorer: Lukaku

Break Out Year: Hopefully Aarons but think Sanogo could do OK this season

Season to Forget: Sturridge

PFA Player of the Year: Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Barkley

Manager of the Year: Mourinho due to them winning the league

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Allardyce but pray Pardew

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 10th

Top Goalscorer?: De Jong 11

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup Quarters and FA Cup 4th Round

How will we do in the derby games?: Win at St James', lose at Stadium of Light

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Derby, Cardiff, Wigan

Championship Relegation: Birmingham, Blackpool, Rotherham

League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Leyton Orient, Preston

League One Relegation: Crewe, Rochdale, Chesterfield

League Two Promotion: No idea

League Two Relegation: As above

FA Cup: Manchester City

League Cup: Everton

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: P.S.G

Europa League winner: Champions League dropout

World Player of the Year: Messi

Other

Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara

Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? At first, then the goals will dry up

How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 3

How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? Prem: 4 Others: 5

Smart that Everton kit like.

Might be a Giggs but has 'loyal until the end' been posted? What a beautiful set of words, choked up reading it.

Number is Riviere wearing?

 

29

Wonder what that means for Vuckic, as that's his number usually.

BT have early games so Man Utd will be the 12.45. Would love a 5.30 kick off, best time for a match.

I don't think we will see a team like the 08-12 Barcelona again in our lifetime. Absolutely tremendous, just glorious to watch.

Liverpool are the most utterly cringeworthy club known to man. They will be chanting his name for the duration of pre season and the early weeks of the Premier League. The ban is lenient in my opinion, if he was animal he would have been put down by now. The fans will play the victim and welcome him back like the saviour when he returns. The cunt should have been banned for a year. Once is a mistake (maybe) but 3 times, as well as his other controversies, meant that FIFA had to make an example.

£6-8m is a fair price for a decent Championship striker almost out of contract?

 

You're clinically insane.

Exactly. 2.5 million tops I would say. Plus if we are interested I would imagine the contract situation is what's attractive to us.

Genuinely the best article I've read all season. Fair play Wullie. Unbelievable stuff.

Yeah. There was  questions from the crowd, and the last one someone was in the middle of a sentence and got to 'Kevin, if we got new owners....' To which Keegan interrupted with 'the answer is yes'. What a bloke man.

Might have been. Apparently he was originally meant to buy Leeds. Anyway the full night was basically a slideshow from Keegan talking about his career. Talked briefly about Ashley and entertainers etc but not much to report.

Wasn't your typical talk in. Hardly out said. Only thing worthy of saying was apparently Ashley bought NUFC as a laugh with a mate. Paul something...?

I'm going but I'm not sitting recording everything like I will try my best to remember most things too, apparently he doesn't talk about Ashley etc though?

 

Can't wait for his talk in next week. What a dreamer he is. Still in love with him now.

 

Hedworth Hall?! I'll be avoiding this thread and everything else when his name is mentioned as I'm at the 1 at The Fed Brewery the following Friday!

Correct! Can't wait. Apparently he doesn't mention anything that went on with Ashley though. Not that I'm arsed, just want to hear all of the stories of when he played and managed here the first time.

Can't wait for his talk in next week. What a dreamer he is. Still in love with him now.

Eh? The lads with the Pardew Out banner deliberately put it down when the silence was on . They love believing their own shite like.

Probably been mentioned but some lads on my bus got physically threatened due to having a Pardew Out banner. It's an absolute joke he still has support, some people have been brainwashed massively by his bullshit.

This spineless cunt didn't even acknowledge the fans when the game ended. In fact ony HBA, Armstrong, Williamson and Shola did. Cunts the lot of them.

On me way back. The lads on my bus had the no more lies banner as I stated a few days ago, and one of them got physically throttled by a fellow fan because of their differing opinions on Pardew. It was embarassing to watch. Amazed he still has supporters.

 

 

Not 100%, but I'm sure it's along the lines of no more lies, no more excuses. Pardew out.

 

Brilliant if true.

 

Definitely true. They're a bit worried they won't be let in with it, but I'm sure there's only restrictions if it contains bad language or images surely?

 

Hull and Cardiff have had banners on display plenty this season so I don't see why not.

Good stuff. Glad there's a few though.

 

 

Not 100%, but I'm sure it's along the lines of no more lies, no more excuses. Pardew out.

 

Brilliant if true.

Definitely true. They're a bit worried they won't be let in with it, but I'm sure there's only restrictions if it contains bad language or images surely?

The lads I'm going with have a banner knocked up. Glad to see they're not the only ones, crank the pressure up on him.

 

 

You might be the same people my mate mentioned like, but if not more the merrier.

Yeah, hopefully there's a few and the away crowd verbally abuse him for the first time in unison. Although our luck we will fluke a win and get portrayed as tools by the media . Not the point like, something needs done for them to take notice.

The lads I'm going with have a banner knocked up. Glad to see they're not the only ones, crank the pressure up on him.

 

What does it say?

Not 100%, but I'm sure it's along the lines of no more lies, no more excuses. Pardew out.