SiLvOR

Wood is very underwhelming, but if he's one of two coming in, not so bad I guess? Either way, we need a striker this week. Simply can't go in to Watford as we are.

To be a fly on the wall in that dressing room. Can imagine it was like teachers giving naughty kids a bollocking.

Just so fucking sick of our players making individual fuck ups every game.

There was a time when he looked really good linking up with Perez and Rondon, so is because people around him aren't moving as much? For balance, his decision making and final balls have been woeful this season. Another one who can't kick a ball properly.

As others have said, think he'll start getting stuck into players not pulling their weight. ASM in particular I imagine will be getting some bollockings.

I'd like to think so, but then again

When he let the ball run across his body instead of just smashing it... man, wish he would have more confidence in the final 3rd.

Midfielder and a striker this week, an absolute priority.

ASM isn't fit to lace Hatem's boots.

Basically what I do in Fifa, just accept any old bid for 99% of the Newcastle team as I rebuild

Useless cunts shirking responsibility.

Need a striker and midfielder in, otherwise we'll be demolished. There's going to be a howler either from Dubs or a defender, so we need to score at least 2. So sick of us giving away stupid goals man.

Joke of a performance. He's pissed me off a lot this season, thinks he's a lot better than he is. Needs to step up massively and help dig us out of this shit, but I can see him just fading away.

Utterly shambolic. Every fucking time we give the world a chance to laugh at us, we step right up. Beyond a joke man.

Was looking forward to this today, nice morale boost for everyone. Can't fucking believe it.

ASM just makes me miss Ben Arfa

Why is it always us that fuck up against the lower league sides man?

If we can't score against Cambridge, how are we supposed to do it against Watford?

The way it's going, we could be playing all night and never score.

The amount of really stupid individual errors we make is staggering

Innit ffs

Was just going to say the same thing, this opening 25 has shown how desperate we are for a striker before Watford.

Glad we've gone strong, need a big win to get some confidence going for Watford.

Olise winning this by himself, Millwall can't deal with him at all.

We in hot hours yet?