SiLvOR

Look forward to Linekar still somehow gushing over TAA on the podcast tomorrow

god almighty

Best midfielder in the world Ugarte getting absolutely run over

In what world is that a free kick funny cos it's Man U though

Fucking hell. Some goal

Trent totally at fault, inject that shit

Wish Liverpool would be this shite against us for once

That is one of the worst headers I've ever seen

Catching up on MotD. Absolutely desperate to sign Mbeumo

Yeah tbf the one time I went there (FA Cup loss, 3rd round ) it was an absolute pig to get to/out. Truth be told I just can't stand the club so saw an opportunity for a dig

All those empty seats when it's level going into injury time ffs. Utterly dreadful club that should be fucked off into the championship

Yet another co-comms who stinks the place out. Sky really is the fucking pits

Man, really think we can get something against this Arsenal team on Tuesday. They're nothing special at all

Give over

Cos it's so unintentional, and soft as fuck

How the fuck is that a pen

Infuriating that we lost to this Brighton team. They're utterly shit. Just piss about with the ball like they're Swansea circa 2012

What I'd give to fuck Arteta over across 2 legs. Two controversial as fuck 1-0s would be delightful

I've come to the pure panic phase of the pre match ritual now. Heart rate climbing nicely. God. Just so used to us fucking these sort of games up man

Holy shit. Feels wild to see him starting

Gonna miss this as I'm at a family lunch. Can't believe it

God, I'd love to see us wear that as a one off this season. Obviously wouldn't happen mind

These dullard "pundits" think it's 2010 still. We're owned by Ashley and eager sellers, and the "top 6" clubs can buy whoever they want. Not quite. Fucking wankers. Keep Isak's name out of your fucking mouths

From the small sample size I've got access to at my gym, it's very 50/50. Some have been sick of Ange for a while, some admire that he does things his own way. I think I'd personally be sick of how stubborn he is, and that dour look he always has. Hands in pockets and head down. Looks totally clueless on the touchline

Always wary of Spurs because as shit and disjointed as they are, they still carry a lot of pace and fret. And can score goals, that's a given. But we'll get at least one or two here. If they come early it might turn the crowd and their feeble players ("Madders", the cunt) will collapse and shrivel as usual.