Smal

Do you know the formation as well as the XI ‘cause surely that would make more sense if it was 4-4-2 with a Hendrick-Hayden-Shelvey-Almiron midfield?

Oh great. More football.

There are two slower players in black and white out there man Honestly think Carroll and Shelvey might be quicker

Marty Longstaff might just be the slowest footballer I’ve ever seen.

It’s the beginning of the end for him when he’s coming out with stuff like that, mind. Completely lost it now.

There’s loads, isn’t there? Iago Aspas and Felipe Caicedo were the first two to come into my mind.

Does Murphy think he’s 10 yards faster than he is? Just runs straight into defenders all the time.

Think he's been ok 2nd half Still done absolutely nothing of note. So passive.

Hayden looks class at CB like.

Absolutely despise Ritchie, like

He’s been their biggest problem this season as far as I can tell from Arsenal fans. Looks like a total nothing player at the moment.

Ritchie isn’t good for anything anymore. Can’t even deliver a decent cross these days.

I don’t rate either highly at all, but playing in midfield in Bruce’s system is an impossible task, basically. Especially for those two. We’d be better off with a couple of highly athletic shuttler-types in there who can run around a lot.

Pards writing the news for SSN

Least joy I’ve ever experienced at one of our goals.

Ritchie is still playing left wing back, you know. Pretty sure we have Longstaff playing left wing.

No midfield at all. They’re all shite.

Our midfield doesn’t exist.

God, even Souness sees it.

Pundits talk about us like we’re some League Two minnow. It’s bizarre.

Ritchie is so slow with the ball. He’s honestly like watching a Sunday league player these days.

Carroll is absolutely w***.

I know it’s not news but there’s no attacking plan at all.

Fair play to Bruce. Instant impact from his subs.

Nice pass from Longstaff.