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'Quinns Bar' http://www.safc.com/news/20120404/safc-announce-quinn-tribute_2256213_2719134 I assume it comes with a reserved parking space for the big man the next time he fancies a skin-full. (followed by a nice leisurely drive)

I've looked all over Newcastle for goat meat and couldn't get any. When I was last in London wor lass sent me to Brixton market to get some, a whole goat cut up for fifty quid We could have doubled our money off the meat as loads of her friends were wanting some. Fu fu you can make yourself with some maise like flower and hot water, its dead easy. Try MAM on Westgate road, and there used to be an African butchers in Benwell on Atkinson Road (called 'Veldt' i think), sure its still there.

it is amazing tho- how many of them go to uneccessary lengths to point out they are anywhere but Sundeadland. fios Aye, what’s up with that? Every other username is something like ‘BangkokBlackCat’ or ‘DubaiSAFC’ or ‘Austin_Texas_FTM’. Its like they can’t help upping the bullshit quotient on registration. “OK so my RTG persona, I’m an erudite ex-hardman who takes no shit from Mags and is the scourge of the so-called “Politically Correct” brigade. Ah fuck it, I might as well live in the Bahamas while I’m at it…”

All the F*cking time. Its not just about the team, its any swivel-eyed conspiracy theory they pluck out of thin air. A favourite is to blame the city's midden-like conditions on perceived Tyneside-bias by some shadowy controlling group. Take this beauty: "Now I'm sure that our stadium of light was banned for 10 years From staging live stadium gigs in order for the telewest arena In skunkland to be built . Is that right ??" http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=686264#ixzz1qJHU4Bhd By page two they're all utterly convinced it's true despite no evidence whatsoever (and conveniently ignoring the fact the Arena was built two years before).

stolen from Doug Stanhope!

Good lord! TBF His acne-pitted chin and baby-c*nt eyes have scared the ball into the net today (in front of the usual 12,000 empty pink seats).

Thread pulled. For those who didn't get a chance to see it, a discussion on using a lip-reader to ascertain what Pardew said to O'Neill following the penalty award rapidly descended into a much more enthusiastic discussion over whether it was acceptable to ridicule a black man for having big lips. Apparently it's still 1979 in Sunderland.

In the words of Frank Skinner - 'Eyes like lizard's c*nts'

It's even getting tedious having such backward tramps as our closest (geographic) rivals. Why can't we have a club a bit more like ourselves as a main rival instead of those humourless bitter twats. Totally agree, the mackems have become nothing more than a time-wasting irritant recently. Its as if the entire place has short-man syndrome, and like an overly-aggressive shortie or a yapping disobedient pup, they’ve become an attention-seeking annoyance you don’t even want to confront anymore, you just wish they would f***ing disappear. RTG is the worst offender however. Whenever I follow a link from here, I read the irate frothing about us with a mixture of incredulity and amusement. However the smile soon drains away when I get to the foot of the page and see…..’Page 1 of 23’. Jesus, is there really that little to do down there? The ironic thing is Sunderland has had millions invested in its broadband provision under the ‘Software City’ initiative. I can only imagine how mortified the once-proud city leaders are when they see the populace use this technology solely to show the rest of the world what first-class f***ing cretins they are.

Jesus, that squad is just poor. whatever happened to the 'Golden Generation'? (Copywright every shit tabloid circa 2010)

A hate-crime of Mackems

Maybe he's one of those nine-year-olds with aggressively ageing progeria. Or he's had a hard paper round......

Its the weird disparity between the lyrics and the video that gets me: "Penshaw stands on a hill so free" (visual - Wearmouth Bridge) "Roker Lighthouse looks out to the sea" (visual - 'Dun Cow' pub) "And when I walk through the Bridges shops" (visual - departing Metro) How hard can it be to sync? One word - inept.

'Proud to be a Makem' (sic).....And these were the best images he could muster to show his 'pride'? (Sorry if Giggs)