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"The sunderland psychic", "Spirit comedium", "Hilarious spoof character", "Zany hospital radio roadshow" No offence to your employers, but that sounds like just about the worst night out I can imagine, (which doesn't involve kidnap/torture/russell howard). Where the f*ck is it?

Well done Pardiola.... I imagine he's feeling as smug as he rightly looks on that photo in Spain. Glasses at a jaunty angle, arms round the local talent, sipping krug from a pimp chalice. Go on Alan!

"NewcastleGateshead have always screwed Gateshead. They've co-opted their name, The Sage, the Millenium Bridge and the Angel most recently. NewcastleGateshead tourist board ran city tours including the 'iconic' carpark from which Jack Carter hoyed Alf Roberts. NewcastleGateshead would be nothing without Gateshead." Must be why they were so keen to have pics of the Millennium Bridge, Baltic and Sage on the Sunderland World Cup 2018 City Bid page. Makes sense now, they were trying to reclaim Gateshead from the heinous clutches of the mag. Yes, I am Sir Ricky Sbragia.

TBF, in that context it's 'Counsel' So they're both wrong! Wiki said so: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/keep_one's_counsel EDIT - I think i've just realised thats the joke. *deletes account*

More selective memory from the macKKKems: Replies…. And the piece de racistance…. All here – until it’s inevitable deletion. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=699313 Falling over themselves to excuse McClean's idiocy too. Classy, classy, classy…..

Kin'ell, how did I miss this?! That other tat’ on his ample gut, ‘Pattaya’. I’m guessing he must be a regular there to get a tattoo? Oh Jesus, I can only imagine how many 6-stone Thai hookers have been engulfed by that monstrous sweating flabby mackem carcass. Those poor girls, their last view of this world was a poorly rendered ‘FTM’ as they gasp their last. Or do the mackems only do ‘classy’ sex tourism? Alternatively, if he goes to the wrong bar and ends up with a ladyboy….. with his pendulous man-tits that could be a very confusing spectacle.

The sh*te they start new threads for man. There was one a while back about some kid who physically couldn't sleep unless he'd been binge drinking, like 10 cans or a couple of bottles of wine, every night. He was clearly an alcoholic, and a few of his posts hinted heavily at mental health issues and severe depression. There then followed a double-figure page thread on the best brand of Nightnurse/Nytol medication he should try. On top of the booze. Classy intervention, SAFC style......

Nah I think he's just saying that we gave them a good game and that they had to fight for their win. Fair do's. Just my Mackem-esque paranoia coming to the fore.

Kompany's twitter comment seems like a bit of an underhanded compliment to me. By 'no leaving st james without bruises' is he implying that we tried to kick them off the park? Still, kudos on using the real name.

2 classic threads on here. Yeah, classic threads as opposed to daily threads, thats the difference!

Aye come on people, we need to pollute this board with updates every second to be more like RTG and attract more posters. I’ll start some SMB-esque threads to get the ball rolling: ‘Whats everyone having for dinner?’, ‘Recommend me a good remoulded tyre place’, ‘Whats the best finger – index or middle?’, “Iv just dun a git big shit”, ‘Why is it….”, ‘How come that….” “What the….”

Aye, but I don't think the French have a word for that.....

On the Foreign football page which links to that each team is given a mini-intro (Man Utd - 'After Scholes', Liverpool 'R.I.P.' etc). Ours is 'La remontee' = 'The Ascent'. We're on the top of said page at the minute btw, as well as a 1300 post thread about us on page 3 which has been locked. http://www.footmarseille.com/forum/viewforum.php?id=18

There’s been a lot said about the intention (or otherwise) of the shot, but you can clearly tell the way he shapes up just as he’s about to strike that he means it. Reminds me of…… Clip of John O'Sheas worst shot ever Anyone know where this guy is now?

"Tioté was felled when the raised arm of Mikel, who did not appear to have seen the Ivorian, struck him on the head" "Despite the ambitions of these clubs there were few indications on this occasion that either would enhance the Champions League." Why? Why do I keep reading this f***ing rag? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/02/chelsea-newcastle-united-premier-league

Well, I'm sorted for a sig.......

These last few days man…..39 points from 13 games? Deductions for ‘lucky streaks’? Everton to overtake us? Sturridge to join safc? Am I fucking seeing things? This season has pushed a lot of them over the edge… Its rapidly getting to the point where laughing at them feels wrong, like playground bullies taunting a kid with a speech impediment or physical disability. The board needs a virtual dinner lady to step in shouting ‘leave him alone, he cant help it”.

If it was NUFC who had done that, the posters of RTG would all be creating fake ebay/paypal accounts under the name of 'Frankie Troubadour Manson' and slinging in bids of 3 or 4K, before 'hur-hur-hur'ing each other's efforts on a 79-page thread. But we're not, because we're not embittered children with single figure IQs. FTM 9-1.

Christ I hope so..... 6 successive matches Ive had a fiver for him 1st scorer, including a very optimistic one for a hat-trick vs Stoke. I just know the week i walk past Ladbrokes, bang, 1st minute. In fact, I'm doing it, just to tempt fate. FFS it's your fault! Aye, guilty! I'll gladly forfeit this fiver win to get him back on form. Problem is, my jinx just moves onto the next unlucky b******. Sorry Hatem.

Christ I hope so..... 6 successive matches Ive had a fiver for him 1st scorer, including a very optimistic one for a hat-trick vs Stoke. I just know the week i walk past Ladbrokes, bang, 1st minute. In fact, I'm doing it, just to tempt fate.

FYP Can I also point out that there was once a thread on SMB entitled "Friday fit birds: Black girls" which was pulled for, well, very predictable reasons. In 1985? in 1996? Nope, about 3 hours ago...

He's wasting his time, trying to put across a reasoned, well-thought point to that fucking rabble is like trying to juggle water. I haven't found the thread but I'm guessing every third post is "Fuck off back to your own board mag kernt"

The (often overt) racism on RTG/SMB is appalling but it’s the casual racism of your average mackem that’s more shocking. Words and attitudes that normal people haven’t expressed since 1979 go completely unchallenged most of the time, and if they are the challenger is rounded on and shouted down. As to why we still go on there despite its constant idiocy, who knows.….My dad gets the Mail on Sunday and when I’m round I read it and get more and more irate with its shit attitude, its head-in-the-sand view of the world and its horrible self-perceived moral class. My missus says instead of just not reading it, I choose to because I enjoy getting angry and feeling superior to something. I never agreed but she might have a point because I now look on RTG in much the same way.

Aye, here's his current form..... * Sunderland have picked up just 11 points from their last 11 PL games - the same as Bolton and two less than Blackburn. * They have failed to score in four consecutive PL games for the first time since March/April last year. * Stephane Sessegnon has managed just two shots on target in his last ten Premier League games. Fuck me, he's on fucking FIRE! http://www.football365.com/f365-features/7696310/Stats

Nah, Spanish City is gone, it's now the site of Marine Park First School, where the inhabitants receive education up to Key Stage 2 level. So in that respect, still nothing like sunderland.