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So just listing every transfer done so far and pretending they were linked with a move to us? Plus a few randoms pulled out of their fat arses. I see theyre still peddling that "stepped aside" bullshit trope from the Pardew years. Conveniently forgetting the signings of Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Trippier etc etc etc any one of which would comfortably be their best player in decades. Inferiority complex rules on wearside, not surprising when you see what a fucking hovel their town is.

Exactly this. I could pass any number of board members in the street and not notice. They just never have any presence about them. Even the likes of Llambias and (shudder) Charnley were at least visible and communicative.

Vile is harsh but its pretty grim. Ive had to go there twice this year and there's an air of desperation about the place. The fucking pubs are all stuck in the 90s, everywhere seemed to have karaoke on fffs, the one place which had live music on had a cover band doing Oasis and Pulp. The mackems seem to think the place is in the midst of a renaissance when in reality there's the level of redevelopment going on every town was doing 25 years ago. That's how far behind they are. Also, the train station still stinks of piss. It really is a fucking real-time Beamish.

I'm not being funny here, and I've had to go there twice this year. There really is fuck all to do there. that might explain this behaviour.

I genuinely thought it was just one of his mackem pals! So thats what one of their best players looks like? Who knew?!

You could have shown me that photo with a gun to my head and I wouldn't have been able to tell you who they were. (To be fair though, the last time we saw Ballard he was holding his face in his hands for most of the match).

I'm assuming these hypocritical dipshits are all for club-provided tifos now, after the ones for the losers play-off, which was bundled up and replicated for the final too? Their shite version of Wor Flags having shit themselves at the cup hiding we gave them. the club had to step in an do one themselves. I'm guessing that's fine now. 'Cant someone else do it? FC' wins again. Useless twats.

On that 2nd half performance, I agree

Hahaha it is as well! Tattooist could've chosen any design for the ball, but went for the sphincter-on-display option! Also what's that other shite, Penshaw monument and a lighthouse as significant Sunderland landmarks? Why not just get...err. Nope, cant think of anything.

"the undebbled"

That cant be a real thread surely! I had to go over to sunderland about a month ago, the train station actually stunk of piss at platform level, the ground level concourse was full of charvers riding their bikes around shrieking, and at street level, it was just a pissheads paradise! Re: the Bilbao link, I'm going to guess its just a desperation to be recognised because they have fuck all else? Although being recognised because of having the same strip 120 years ago? Like, who would ever give a shit?

Oh that is superb! How could they have made such a glaring omission?! The Bilbao Black Cats will all be fewming tonight... Both of them.

Holy fuck, he is so shit at his job, he's bordering on just pretending to be a journalist at this point. Are we sure he's not just AI content now?

I was dragged there to see Calamity Jane a few weeks back, the sight-lines from the upper circle were shocking, could see maybe 3/4 of the stage. They were the cheap seats mind. Highlight for me was the end - it was shite but Mrs BW liked it - and the actual stampeding crowd to the car park to wait 30 mins sat in the car queueing for the exit. People were literally running away so as not to spend anymore time in the place!

What a sad case that bloke is, the club rep was clearly just being polite in his response until he fucked off! Just as our staff would be if a fan of some third-rate no-mark club from El Campionishipo started mouthing off during a stadium tour. Pat on the head, "absolutely sir, I'll get right to it" 1 hour later: "What was the name of that mentalist's team again? Ah who gives a shit" Edit - just beat me to it!

Holy Fuck!How much effort to prove nowt to a bunch of cretins who are on board anyway?! "Exhibit C, Glastonbury 2009..." Sporty mate, if you're reading (you are)... have a well deserved break. Step outside for some air. Call your mam. Treat yourself to something nice from SAFC's online shop if they have one. See if the ex will let you see the bairns this weekend. Your brains broke, you need to heal!

As if a global brand like Hard Rock would even look twice at their dismal shithole. I doubt they have even a Five Guys or Wagamamas, or even a fucking Pret for that matter. Insignificant failing little hovel that it is. Though I did take the bairn once and their burgers were overpriced and decidedly 'meh' so no great loss. Of course the two mackems in my circle have all of a sudden decided that football "as we know it" is dead and trophies mean nowt in this new age of spending money on players. Haven't they heard they're the new Lyon??

Fair play to the "Spirit of 73" tifo crew, that is a cracking 'Haway the Lads' flag, we can't match that

Holy shit this must've been a right wake-up call for that Italian lad they signed! Embarrassing all round for the daft mackems today.

"Liverpool have been shite today" "Villa have been shite today" "As expected from Ipswich, shite" "Brentford didn't turn up, Shite" "Come on United!! Lets get these mags totally....ugh, they're shite today"

Howe is fucking up left, right and centre. Is he trying to get binned?

Howe has been predictable as fuck this season. So easy to play against.

This the same lot that would give PSG and Milan a game? I dunno, their keeper looks shit.

If this saga has told us anything we didn't already know: Luke Edwards is so fucking shit at his job. You reading this baldy? You're shit at your job.

Hahaha ftm the Saudis are out!!