Klaus

Crisp packet hands in goal

Fat fucker scored

Bentaleb

Intentional or not, surely that should be a pen

Arsenal.

It was scuffed but a good finish nonetheless, considering the state of the pitch

Ashley enjoying himself

Fuck sake Lascelles as well?

Joelendinho

He's just fucking shit man.

USA USA USA

Longstaff gerrin

Aye Ashley isn't going anywhere. He's here forever

We are going to struggle like, going to be painful viewing.

That ME based lawyer is replying to a lot of people. Clearly loving the attention and is almost certainly a WUM

Happen

Dem bewbs

Can we just not bother with the actual matches and follow the fakeover news instead? It's more entertaining.

without derailing it back into a morality debate ashley is a saint in comparison to the Saudi goverment so it is a reasonable position to take imho Exactly. Isn't the money essentially state funded wealth as well? I would be a lot more uncomfortable with this, if I didn't despise Ashley so much.

Ashley probably asked Rose to dress like a Saudi Prince as he gets off at the airport, to keep the rumours going on for longer.

its not happening man, stop having hope ffs

Are we at the stage yet, when nothing official is announced and the takeover rumours slowly disappear? Or will it go on for another few days?

I for one, welcome our nonce head chopping overlords

#wait