Klaus

Odin

Man U fans will be singing about him for the next 20 years

The snatch or the takeover?

I am at about a 7 on the happenometer

Seen a lot worse tbh

Odin must be some kind of twisted evil genius, if he has just made all of that up

Marra

Not trying to shit on the parade, but they wouldn't be spending money on the stadium until the deal was concluded surely? Looks promising though.

New poll? Happen/No happen

Pics from 2012

Putting the word 'Fact' in capital letters makes any preceding statement 100% true.

The glimmer hope I have, is that it took me over 3 months from agreeing a price on my house to it being completed. I imagine buying a business or a football club has significantly more bureaucracy to overcome. It will take time if it is still on.

Movement

The Sun aren't exactly renowned for publishing things of substance tbh.

I want to see her beef curtains tbh, no shame

Sounds like an Uptown purchase for them

He's not a very professional lawyer if he putting shit like that on twitter as well of course he isnt

Fucking hell :lol:

Announcement of Joselu's new contract at 5pm

No comment sounds good, for now

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