Chapo

Ornstein gets his transfer info directly from the agents. You can be sure they've told him to put that article out to speed up their payments.

Ill check it out

The LiveScore app update is shite

Sandro lucky his surname isn't Longstaff or he'd be getting shot right now.

Barnes you tit

Poor from Hall that.

Yeah I'm not trying to get into rows here. Just some NO oneupmanship is all

Sound, my apologies, misread the room. The famine jokes get more traction anyway.

I miss the 90's when we could draw with England in football whist sending their troops home draped in Union Jack coffins.

How dare you tackle prince Jude. Automatic free.

He couldn't resist the smell of cocaine

Cancel the Good Friday agreement.

Just banging in offside goals too no bother.

Sad day for real football

Scouse rat