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Monga and Buonanotte would be canny pickups based off today, although Brighton probably won't sell Buonanotte cheap.

Only kernel of hope is that their fans would despise them losing to Arsenal, and the players and manager probably know that.

Got on the pitch looking like a kebab stall owner with his fat form draped in a white tee and gave Nuno a bollocking in front of the fans and players. Absolutely shameful behaviour.

Jeez, if I were Nuno, I'd quit on the spot. Mad behaviour from the owner. Terrible look.

Let's go for that 15-year-old kid from Leicester.

I’d make a cheeky bid for Reijnders just to draw out poor Milanista back to the forum to do another essay on how we’re definitely *not* going to sign him.

@Milanista’s last post was when Sandro was about to join. July two years ago, on page 169 of this thread. Wish he’d come back and gloat a little bit about his prediction on Tonali being world-class. His lengthy essays on Italian football and players were a joy to read.

Watching Wolves v Leicester makes me really want Cunha. He’s lethal when he’s on song.

Can Gordon come on for Willock? Just play Barnes - Gordon - Isak - Murphy and pummel them.

Crystal Palace also does the "press and breakaway" tactic away from home. To great effect too, until they fell apart at Man CIty and ours.

Just realised that, other than the goal for us, he also "assisted the assist" by passing it to Lacroix in a very dangerous area. He'd be happy to join us if only to not have to play against us again.

Hope it's bollocks. He'll be 29 come November and has a fucked Achilles that hasn't been resolved in ages. https://www.bavarianfootballworks.com/2025/4/16/24409677/bayern-munichs-kim-min-jae-could-be-the-case-study-for-injury-mismanagement-kompany

I see how every single player in our team celebrate together when someone scores a goal. And then I compare it with how Cherki last night (and Garnacho the other day) do that "one man stands alone" cringey celebrations (Cherki even gestured to hold off a teammate) - and I think, like, "GTFO, you're not better than the collective". I suppose if we sign any of these kids, the Elder Statesmen of the squad will have a word and sort them out quickly.

Loved it how Joelinton was raging at being fouled (7.40 into the match cam) and Trippier had to literally scruff him as if he were a misbehaving kitten .

Five goals, five different scorers. We're mint (thanks Marc)!