Tiresias

awful news, hope he recovers

FUCKING HELL YES! O0

hahaha Crouch

Collo is brilliant. Just brilliant.

Apparently britannia is very rarely boring...what is he on?

obertan probably should have scored there

Ref clearly felt bad for penalty against us so decided to even it off...not brilliant in long term...but fucked if I care

Marveaux on now to get some possession back

Stoke are a really really boring side aren't they?

gutirerrez has completely brickwalled the left wing.

My only worry is Stoke getting frustrated and start doing really bad tackles. (also an implosion isn't beyond us )

Pardew does not look happy haha

Cabaye looks hungry too

Can they stop saying Krul is lucky

Get in!

We look so calm defensively now :|

he's allowed one mistake...

Guti putting in a good defensive shift, lets get em on counter

Stoke are getting into it a bit

WEll done begovic there

that pinball nearly gave me a heart attack

GET IN! WELL DONE OBERTAN!

Obertan's a good headerer of the ball? or do you mean he just has a giant head?

Mancini's scouting someone PANIC PANIC PANIC

He's timed this despicable activity well with not being needed that much anymore hasn't he