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Wouldn't be surprised if this had all been agreed already and we'll wake up tomorrow and he'll be mine all mine

Surprised he didn't mention the weather, getting on me tits this "summer" like ,I'd be buggering off back to Italy

Hard to tell how good a deal it is, got no idea how many cars he's got

It's from the quran

tee ottee cheek

I've been saying it bih gih rih maar nah , nah what am I saying I haven't said it once

NUFC tv worth it lads?

I know what you mean, but my concerns are immediately calmed by their being West Ham

Not worthy of an article

We should just leave it now. They'll come crawling back soon enough, they're in no position to negotiate really

Aye if they're not singing gin gan goolie then they're off clearly

BBC reported that Carroll wanted to come back here, now we're being told that he wants to leave only on a loan. So he wants to return on loan then piss off again? Is he having a laugh

I'd be more concerned if Pardew was thrashing out transfer deals tbh, he's not a business man - beyond saying yes I'd like him and no I don't want him he shouldn't be involved imo

I'm sure it would be written into the contract that we couldn't benefit from the clause in that way Think it's 25% of any profit they make. So if they got £45m we would get £2.5m. If they got £35m or less we would get f*** all Can we get this pinned to the top of the forum? Why on earth would there be a clause for 25% of profit, how much did they think liverpool were going to sell him for This from the same management team that claimed he was worth fuck all. It'll be 25% of any sale

It was widely reported that we received £30m, with an extra £5m to follow I believe. “But the £35m they wanted to pay over four years. It was rubbish. Mike (Ashley) said — and he is a brave boy Mike I promise you — get all the £35m up front. We got it all up front and then they never paid us on time and we charged them 12 grand f****** interest.”

Despite the shite they spout I quite like these mercan commentators. Reckon we'll be challenging for title season after this and saying st james' one of the most legendary stadia in world football

Backpass to stephen harper - oh my mistake I mean kevin harper

Ba-----Ameobi Sammy ------Guttierrez --Amalfitano-Abeid-- Bigi Santon - Williamson - Simpson Rather that than playing simpson or gutierrez at cb

I know it says 442 but could it not be a 3-5-2 line up?

Nah he's not a bad player, he's just not a good player.

Hope it's just a massive mindfuck from mike and dekka "yeah sure andy mate we'll take you back" then he gets all hyped pissed off with liverpool, liverpool crumbles "actually you're alright mate" liverpool is in disarray, carroll cries himself to sleep never starting for scousers again and mike and dekka keep pissing themselves looking at the 35m receipt

Don't know if it's come up but could we see Ba going the other way? I think we need another striker full stop not 1 in 1 out and would rather Ba over Carroll but you never know

WARUM BIN ICH DIE NACHRICHTEN GESEHEN!?! WO IST DER FUSSBALL? VERDAMMTE DEUTSCHER

someone listen to this man and his it hocus pocus

Will you kernts get off the internet I'm trying to get a signal here