Toondave

Look at him man he can't even stand up straight

I was worried his legs were going to snap anytime someone came in to tackle him, hope he comes back like a brick shithouse

fok me he's going to regret that one in the morning

Finish above Liverpool again thanks. Last two seasons we have pissed all over them, with the 35m and fifth, it's been a hoot and a howl to say the least

:frantic: Conclusive on two fronts; we're signing matty d and sammi is a bit dim

Give him a chance man, don't care if he's on stupid wages it's not my money. He came here and was basically shunned by everyone cept dennis wise who soon fucked off then he's made to sit on the sidelines at home not even given a chance. Pretty much pissed all over his career we have least we can do is give him a few games let us see what he can do. Actually feel sorry for the lad

Don't know why you'd want to, the bloke's comedic gold. Every time he does his angina laugh I find myself in hysterics and his jokes are so shite they border on the sublime, eg in the final " a bit risque from pique" said with a cheeky tone was beyond cringe it was sheer brilliance.

Nah I'm not having that like, not a chance titus can read

Surely sending a player of the quality of Danny Simpson would scare someone like Messi off? You've got it the wrong way round fella. Messi looks at what he thinks is a lowly accountant and thinks "bugger me even their finance department are good at football - good albeit not brilliant I could teach them a thing or two but nonetheless this is a footballing club through and through and one for which I would very much like to sign"

Both dekka and charnley have been barred from spain so he's the Messi-delegation

He's in spy kids inall that's probably where you saw him man

Yeah ffs NidyaEriyani educate yourself with the LOSC

Who would want to buy a player who kicks off like this? http://ragemaker.net/images/Pleasure/me%20gusta%20mucho%20creepy.png

Dunno like. She's only got one leg, bit of a turn off for me

Not official yet. Part of me hopes it isn't true. Imagine his face if it isn't

WUM :rant:

A clue?

:frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

Quotes can be misleading. Question might have been "If Barcelona offer you a multi billion pound contract, will you leave?", or it could have been "How's Newcastle Hatem?".

Alright lads first post here, thought of a Demba chant. How about; Oh Demba you're so fine, Demba Ba you blow my mind, hey Demba, hey Demba