JB

State of Chelsea

State of these keepers

Never meant that, like

Surely that's a pen

Wild how easy we made that look, Palace have had one of the best defences in the league this season and we just put 4 past them.

I'm constantly surprised that Jordan Ayew is still starting regularly in the Premier League.

Loud reception for Tonali, really good to see

Murphy MOTM, been outstanding today

Mine was fine until it skipped over that goal

Schär playing as a 10 today.

Loves booking our players, this twat.

We're fucking brilliant, like.

GET IN LONGSTAFF!

YESSSS GET IN!!!

Lovely pass from Schär

Longstaff booked for fuck all.

FFS, how do you not put that in?!

Feels like this is the case every week.

Finally found a flowing river just in time to see the replay, ffs Not sure he meant that, like

It's the strongest, it's the quickest, it's the best!

He shouldn't just back sacked, he should be put in stocks outside the Gallowgate for the length of his ban.

Everything else I try to do is apparently so warped that it can't be shown, so here's another Metro one

Four fucking one, fucking incredible man.

Ream completely shitting the bed there.