Sean

But Staveley has had 2 and a half fucking years to put offers to him. She's had a lovely sit down curry with him, she's been called a tmewaster. She must be the most gullible woman on the planet if she keeps repeating the same actions expecting a different outcome. I don't think she is that gullible personally.

Only problem with your analysis is he's never been massively successful before. He was 22 when we signed him and was on an upward trajectory before we got involved. The 40m obviously remains insane but I'm my opinion he'll go on to have a decent career elsewhere at a club with actual coaches. It depends on what you class as decent I suppose. I don't see any qualities in the lad that would make him a good PL player at all. I will reserve judgement on that until I see him working for a real coach. You'd think anyone would have scored more but I refer back to Haller at West Ham who was banging them in abroad and he's only got 5 pl goals so far. The system is fucked and this lad needs help, which he's not getting.

Only problem with your analysis is he's never been massively successful before. He was 22 when we signed him and was on an upward trajectory before we got involved. The 40m obviously remains insane but I'm my opinion he'll go on to have a decent career elsewhere at a club with actual coaches. It depends on what you class as decent I suppose. I don't see any qualities in the lad that would make him a good PL player at all.

Only problem with your analysis is he's never been massively successful before.

Caulkin himself said after interviewing Staveley, that he believed she was for real, but he wasn't able to guarantee that at all: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/is-amanda-staveley-a-time-waster-i-dont-know-but-mike-ashley-is-wpqzwj8xk IF she isn't genuine, then this 2 1/2 years starts to make more sense. She's also got no real signs of having much of a legitimate business either FWIW: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/18/newcastle-united-amanda-staveley-mike-ashley-unusual-case It's a mystery, but there's literally no reliable proof she's genuine.

"Clearly" The only thing clear here is the club will not be sold. So you actually believe that none of the reported interested parties have ever been actually interested in purchasing the club? Come on, man. BZG was a hoax, but Staveley clearly isn't. She just hasn't got the funds that Ashley wants. You see, theres so much smoke and mirrors and outright bollocks flying around that I am beginning to doubt Staveley, yes. She hasn't got the funds? Come on man, we're being told one of the wealthiest people in the world is behind her. She's been on the scene for 2 and a half years now. Is she just waiting for Mike to play nice?

They need to get into Ashley, or better still, stop attending/paying the fat cunt money more importantly.

"Clearly" The only thing clear here is the club will not be sold.

So predictable isn't it. Looks like it was bullshit from the start to me. Again.

They are a typical big strong side without much ability, they aren't going to be mauling anybody. They'll win though, because at least they know what they are about. It would be funny if Burnley were like 3 up after 65 mins and the 10000 free season ticket cunts just walked out. Like, “fuck it, nothing lost, didn’t cost a penny” and the rest of the crowd are fucking fuming at what’s happening on the park AND in the stands. Then realising they’re the thick cunts who are funding the whole fucking shitshow. They’re actively making it happen. They’re the cause of it all but they’re too fucking thick to join the fucking dots. That would be fucking mint, I’d love it. I Like I said in the Bruce thread, you can't really blame fans for not being the brightest sparks, that's not their job. The local press though...I mean what the fuck are these people paid for if it's not an expert opinion? I can and I fucking will. They’re the reason he’s still here, I’ve got nothing but contempt for the thick twats. This.

It's based on the fact that Bruce (and Ashley) has all the luck under the sun this season.

Fixed that for you. Oh how I wish it were that simple to get rid of him...like erase him from EVERYTHING to do with our club, the city and his crappy shops and shitty retail empire....... It's going to be a long road no doubt.

Fixed that for you.

But Ashley just doesn't care. It's a bonus for him to neglect areas of the club.

Strange move for a club in the middle of a takeover...

Think that's where the anger should be directed. Bruce just deserves laughter. And he should be allowed to 'get on with it'.

Wow

The players just can't do it guys. Nothing to do with my pitiful coaching. No one can ever convince me that these players simply cannot do better with the ball than 33% possession every game. Even struggling to keep the ball and control the game against Oxford?! "Do something special" - I swear this guys inspiration as a manager is Pardew.

Talking about Kepa's strop last year, he should have been fucked out on his arse for that. And just caught up with the Porto incident, they should show some solidarity with the affected party whether they believe his actions are the best way to deal with racism or not.

Midfielders are pointless in this team. The ball goes over their heads most of the game, or they struggle to find passing options when they do get the ball. There was a graphic posted on here the other day showing where teams do the most defending. Unsurprisingly we are the only team in the whole league to do "very little" defending in the whole of the midfield area.

Are you sure we have training?

They always have been, in fact them making any sound at all is an improvement. If it wasn’t for Wenger they would be a forgotten club, doubt they would even be in the Premier League. Are you talking about the same Arsenal that has never been relegated in 100 years? I swear some people just make things up as they type.

Really enjoyed this

We do have infinite amounts of luck though.

Why would the club give them new contracts if there was a takeover? Answer, it wouldn't.