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BREAKING NEWS: JIM RATCLIFFE HAS ANEURISM AFTER TURNING ON SKY SPORTS NEWS.

Id love it and not just because he’s Swedish you’d assume a mate for Isak?

Lad didn’t even have a squad number man, and we’ve had their pants down for £33m

Hope he ends up shite in the prem and we laugh our way to the bank.

Slow news day ahead of the match tomorrow then?

I dunno why we’re giving a shit, take the points hits. We’re not getting relegated.

Isn’t it all down to Hummel being desperate to make money, so will licence just about anything to anyone?

Are we really having to sell within the next few days?

I’m off to bed.

Pundits going to get out Southgate’s arse after this?

Stop joking about.

Bowen due on in around 10 mins

In this Southgate squad, that would probably work.

Would be so far beyond epic.

Love that something else is obviously in motion so the jurnos been fed this shite

Loves sticking his foot in

Wilson might struggle to find cleaners/maids who offer that little bit more in Saudi.

Jesus, imagine being a Jock Mackem.

Joke that wasn’t a goal before, fucks my group stage bet up royally.

Their seat situation is like West Ham’s where all seats sold even without bums in are reported as part of attendance.

Back to Le League one where they belong.

Aye, might as well come home see his family. Be ready to report in for first day of training with Howe.

Na, he’d be a soft piece of penalty missing shit at that too.

Desperate to lay into Southgate but can’t.

When’s the next game? Just so I know to be busy.