Deuce

Thought I had one in Zabaleta, but nay.

Competition is good for the league and they provide it. Hope they push the Big 6 next year. They won’t be anywhere near that with having to play Europa League mid week They’ve had the luxury of playing the same lineup about 38 times this season. Reckon 11th/12th/13th for them next season. Though, unlike us, they have £$€ and are willing to spend it.

Competition is good for the league and they provide it. Hope they push the Big 6 next year.

If we’re not counting this season, Defoe. And Sturridge has either way.

Chris Smalling Edit: nah

How about Kompany?

Nah he scored for Bolton on loan that season, so he’s good.

Defoe is on 19 consecutive seasons but hasn’t scored this year.

Was in the Champo in 2011/12

You sure? Should be up for manager of the year imo.

hope he does well there

We’re the timid housewife to Liverpool’s just-been-sacked abusive husband in this analogy.

Excellent article

I don't think it's that weird. After 8 years living and working in the UK he should be pretty much fluent in English It's different when someone has only been here a few years. I’m sure he speaks English well enough on a personal level, but it’s another thing to do a very public press conference tbf. I speak Spanish pretty well at this point, but the thought of giving an interview gives me anxiety. Edit: what A-toon said.

Always the weirdest critique of foreign players/managers.

Van Dijk the PFA Giggs of the Year

Reading comprehension on this forum is chronically shit.

Hence, “if we got him on the cheap”

Welbeck would be a good low-risk, high-reward addition if we got him on the cheap. Just so we didn’t rely on him to be first-choice. Surely his wage demands would be way too much for us anyway.

been an off-year for strikers Ahem I have erred

been an off-year for strikers

Roman Mackems tbh I've just bought a Sampdoria shirt. Do I have anything to worry about or are they sound? I know fuck all about Italian football tbh Their patch is like a Pokemon’s silhouette

Worst part of ManU being “shit” is having to listen to their plastic fans whining about their trials and tribulations.