Deuce

That what it takes for ya?

And then promptly breaks his leg first day of training.

First non-Iberian team to bring home the illustrious Guadiana. High point of the season lads. Doesn't get better than this.

Harper's ankles just broke

Can't afford a loss here.

Solid, great girth, thick and meaty. Very strong, veiny.

The FA shouldn't be an arbiter of moral justice. It's just like the NCAA in the states, way too much power.

This is like trying to negotiate with Jabba the Hut.

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Must-win game.

Toss-up http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-A0o7NFyEWMA/TiE0NSBPtmI/AAAAAAAACPE/bKSM7z3sbzQ/s400/franck-ribery.jpg

If that happens the club will have hit a new low. There´s NO WAY we will take a top 4 or 6 finish with a mighty Raylor as a starter. Even if it not might be Debuchy (how dumb can you be if we can´t get him?!) we must buy someone else. he played 32 games last year and we finished 5th and its probably not that simple otherwise we'd have got him, lille must be being hard to work with. we dont know the full story. Played quite well actually until Saylor went down and whole back-line started to falter. Wouldn't want him starting again if we can help it, but we turned out just fine with him playing as much as he did.

Yep. See Boston Red Sox "fans" before/after 2004. Same thing.

Chelsea 3rd http://www.epltalk.com/media/2012/07/x23816-LO-600x722.jpg

I'll be surprised if Wondolowski doesn't get offers from Europe after this season. More of a poacher than anything, but there's always a place for goal scorers. 50 goals in just 78 league games past 3 seasons.

Doesn't take much

Just hoping for a lot of goals.

Bryan Bantson, star of Breaking Bant.

All-Stars vs. Chelsea tonight. Not expecting much of a result for MLS.

Aright let's get this back on track now guys. Try not to deviate. Gus Van Bant

Alien Bant Farm

Bantom of the Opera

Class turn-out, that. It's a pity that women's football is infuriatingly shite. Every game would be a sell out if the women were hot like normal women, and not like football women. And if they dressed like beach volleyball players.

Have to think at least 1 of the newly promoted will see the drop...last season was rare in that all 3 stayed up. Wigan keeps Roberto Martinez, will look like shit 85% of the season and then turn on the burners to stay up. Again. I'll say Swansea, QPR because I hate them, and one of the 3 promoted.