Deuce

https://twitter.com/JacquiOatley/status/215174744222343168/photo/1/large

Ukraine player was offsides to begin with.

Wow.

John goddam mutha fackin Terry

Don't look now, this crap England team is 30 minutes from winning the group

Bring on YoYo.

Ibra with a cracker. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Was like they just blew their load after wanking it for 45 minutes.

Cross hit the defender straight in the dick on its way over.

Want to be the guy whose sole job is to pan the crowd for hot babes and fat asses in rally gear.

Milner woulda finished that

Predictable blood and thunder start by Ukraine For Englands sake you hope they'd run out of steam and just be knackered by the 70th min mark Difference maker is England's speed off the bench. Ability to bring on Walcott and Ox later is huge.

I suppose that's what happens when you play two DMs

Is Terry the only defender in the lineup today?

Hodgson's commitment to rigidity and defense seems to have paid off thus far. Look at how well the best attacking side in the tournament (Dutch) fared by neglecting their defense.

Premier league goals=(Eredivisie goals X 0.4 X β) That many goals is impressive in any league.

BTW, Wikipedia, the ultimate authoritative source, already has de Jong playing for us.

Only 8mil? For 52 goals in all competitions past 2 years? At 21 years old?

Hmm, okay. Well, good luck tomorrow boys.

Owen will fit right in with that physical, aggressive Stoke side....

Japan FTW.

http://i.imgur.com/Wi37p.jpg One of the worst footballers in the Premier League. ...

Oh Indeed- Omar Little

...So?