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Woodman going with Pardew apparently :frantic:

Fuck it I'm having a full sugar can of coke!!

Newcastle United have been paid 5 million pounds for the services of Alan Pardew. Let that sink in.

Tranny porn

Life is not going to be worth living if this falls through

What a great day.

Took the day off work to hopefully watch events unfold, something better happen today, don't want to have to take tomorrow of as well Dreamed last night that Pardew went and Poyet took over, woke up thinking none of it was true then remembered it was true minus Poyet, felt like that first moment of excitement where he dodged the press all over again.

If this gets confirmed I'm getting absolutely f***ing cunted tomorrow. Expected c***ed to be censored

Just let out a little shriek of excitement at the thread title change! COULD THIS BE IT?

My mate reckons he thinks it might happen.

Not even trending in Newcastle on twitter.

Ordering a pizza me like.

I know the feeling, was going to watch Homeland but I can't now because I don't want to miss a thing in this thread. I'm just sitting in silence refreshing this and twitter over and over again

I'm fucking sick of this man, my entire evening is ruined and revolves around this fucking thread, not for the first time either, just fuck off Pardew man dear me!

He might try and sign Williamson and Gouffran in January as well

Oh, I hope he ends up eating his words!

:'( Hate this man, would rather just know one way or another.

Being retweeted around Twitter, could be old....

:frantic:

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PLEASESESESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fully erect.