Tiotes Witch Doctor

If we put Obertan up front we could just put really really hard crosses on his napper and watch them bounce off at 100mph, a few of them are bound to fly in.

Who's the one who is incapable of playing over 70 minutes? Also I'm aware the window has just opened but I'm still worried we'll be left short. If Ba does fuck off we will need to bring in 3 strikers IMO. And I just cant see that happening. Reckon we should have tried harder to keep Best at the club, did absolutely nothing wrong and his PL goal record was good for us aswell, his link up play was vital to some other goals aswell...e.g... 3-0 Blackburn at home.

What the hell are we going to do in the AcOn? As it stands right now we have Shola left to play up front and thats it, unless he gets a Nigeria call up? :S We need to pull our fingers out this window and get a couple of strikers in man.

No IT'S not. Photoshopped.

Hadn't noticed that and now its driving me mental.

Anyone seen this? And yes IT'S real!

Mate text me and said he was at the Airport this morning eating a baguette

Typical Mirror, just probably gathered up every rumour thats going round about him signing for Gladbach and made it into their own article.

Just by merely glancing at his picture I can tell he's the next Van Persie.

Johnson reminds me a lot of Simpson, poor positional sense but generally quite good in the tackle, both shit overall.

They really are numpties of the highest order on RTG like. Anywhere from this page on is bordering on sheer lunacy. Apparently "Catts" is a genius for almost getting himself sent off within 40 seconds of the derby: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=704183&page=8