Tiotes Witch Doctor

Imagine if he went IMAGINE

Not sure the club would go to the effort of keeping him away from the press, all he would have to do is say hes not leaving and that would be that. If anything with the size of his ego you would think he would love being asked. He won't be leaving like but still.

Has the touch of a young Michael Owen about him I reckon. Absolutely love him, just wants to attack attack attack! Big things for this lad in the future, Ashley will be rubbing his fat mitts together.

No way there's any point in him leaving here and going there from his point of view, its very much a backwards step, fair enough Palace probably have more ambition but Pardew cares not for such trivial ideas.

Only a matter of time before he finds a way to get Perez out of the team IMHO, few average games on the trot and we'll have Raylor on in his place. Watch this space.

So instead of missing another opportunity to shore up the defence and put Dummett back central he opts for Williamson who has been in the top 3 worst performers this season. Gouffran again.... and inevitably Anita makes way for Tiote, Colback regains his position after doing nothing all season. Love our manager.

McClaren plz.

Blunt but true. About the lack of criticism not that hes dog shit, has never been given the kind of run that Colback has to really settle into the team IMO.

Exactly the same for me, but I'm like this every game, just can't enjoy the game one way or another anymore, the only slight enjoyment I get is the hope that the smug smile is wiped off Pardew's face. Pointless me even watching games anymore tbh.

90% of the songs our fans sing at away games are cringey as fuck.

Embarrassing stuff from Cabella.

Anita there man, disgusting midfield play.

We literally have zero gameplan to attack, so its one of Perez, Sissoko or Armstrong just running as far as they can with the ball and taking pot shots, or getting crowded out and tackled.

New depths of boring our football mind, just fell asleep to be awoken by the cheers of the goal. Dreadful stuff.

I miss him millions

Really hope he leaves the club, he is tremendous on his day but his day is literally once every 10 games, and when its not his day he is generally beyond abysmal. Time for him to move on.

Garbage.

Dummett is not good left back but seems to be a very capable CB, and Haidara was looking class there as well. With the right lineup and a bit of attacking intent it could have been a different game today, you can tell they are vulnerable but we didn't even go there with any intention of getting at them.

WTF is Quinn droning on about man. Perez off? Laughable man. Gouffran too important to go off.

I wouldn't care if Williamson broke both of his legs.

We're either on for one of our trademark 4-0 defeats or one of our 6-0 defeats, I'll go for 6.

Bring on Cabella to be the fall guy when the 3rd and 4th fly in, smart Pards.

If that was Elliot the forum would have their pitch forks sharpened.

Two absolute nothing players in CM, a questionable winger played in the no10 role, a striker playing left midfield and a striker/ no10 playing right midfield. Any wonder why its so bad?

Contact was made outside the box Quinn you fucking ugly cunt.