Shays Given Tim Flowers

4-2-4 please 

Ghdoussi and Al-Rumayan look like father and son. 

Neville fucking talking about dark arts and European influence. His Fergie side were monumental cunts for professional fouls, surrounding the ref and general shithousery. The trailblazers in the English Leagues. Shut the fuck up. 

Does any fecker actually wear sketchers?

45 more minutes 

Probably stick one of these away lads.

5 minutes ago, wormy said:

 

 Love a little mash up. Should've squeezed something about hundreds of billions in there though. 

Feasibly, could have.

Anderson got kicked pretty hard then. 

Seemingly I was a passenger on flight MH 370. Left the atmosphere and have just landed on planet soft cunt.

Run off for the top 2?

Just now, Big River said:

 

I was genuinely thinking about this  get a bairns trophy made up and take it to the training ground

I mean we have got quite a few members, it's a decent award to win. 

So did Vurnon Anita. 

Should probably tag the winner on Insta. Maybe even send them a trophy. 

Probably between Trippier and Almiron for me. All things considered, I'm going to vote Trippier. Has brought so much to the club beyond his pitch time and he's been very, very good on the pitch. 

Still no openly gay PL footballers? Do people think it's an open secret in the game? 

Bring back Oakie Doke (Dave) 

16 hours ago, Ronaldo said:

Is he back in NE? My mum has seen him twice at Fratelli in the past week.

you know what happens on a third date? 

We will sign younger players I think this summer than previously. 

Pavarotti own Forest? 

We’re a killing machine. 

17 minutes ago, prefabtoon said:

Premier League - Top 4 Finish Betting Odds

Newcastle 1/250

Man utd     1/100

Liverpool    25/1

The year is 2023. There are two games left to play in the premier league season. If you bet £250 on Newcastle to finish top four you get £1 back. 
 

Just stop to imagine this being remotely possible at any time after the fluke fifth season. Staggering. Smell the roses everyone. 

Rawk screenshots please guys.

On 19/05/2023 at 10:02, SUPERTOON said:

Found a picture 

 

 

How I used to hug girls at school tbf 

This is the Mortal Kombat finish him moment for our season. Hope we do these, then do Chelsea. 

8 hours ago, Ronaldo said:

Leicester stopped trying weeks ago. They’ve gone.

They also won't come here playing for a point.