Shays Given Tim Flowers

That was like me 

Just now, thomas said:

I fucking love it. Birtles has been miserable since birth and takes it out on everyone else

I do like Birtles he’s a caricature. It is reminiscent of that scene from Texas Chainsaw where the girl thinks the police man is there to save her.

Getting rid of Hinchliffe only to end up with Birtles. 

What a turnaround.

Also we have two Brazilian internationals in our side 

I doubt it. They’re vegan leather.

Beren bought some new shoes.

A really good mate of mine works for Everton. Can’t wish them down I’m afraid. 

Very hard to give a shit. I mean who knows the context of his alleged infidelity and why should we care?

I would say feet of clay, however, looking at the stats he's posted this season, impossible. 

No chance of Slottenham. Shame.

Maddison will surely be reliant on Leicester being relegated? 

Out of curiosity I’d the Saudi’s owned the champions league and were responsible for making sure the rich clubs stayed richer than everyone else, I assume that would be ok? 
 

also it fucking sucks that we are owned by such an awful state. 

Hatem up to? 

5 hours ago, Disco said:

Can confirm 

Post looks absurd to people who don't get the reference. 

10 hours ago, Dave said:

Take care.

 

 

 

Yeah, you too, @Dave

 

Pssst, you know, actually this works out better for me, some of the new posters signing up in the summer will be all that, you know what I’m sayin. Why should I be mad?

At least he said goodbye this time. I just wish I hadn’t wasted my money on this stupid NO donation. Hey, you know what @Rich, you ain’t here to do nothing, you know. Ain’t like im still 30 years old. Ain’t like I’m going to to be sitting up every night, asking @Mike  when’s Dave coming back? You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn’t there to teach me how to embed multiple quotes in a post, but I learned, didn’t I? I got pretty damn good at it, too didn’t I, Rich? I got through Rafa leaving without him, I got through Steve Bruce without him, I saw Miggy turn into Arjen Robben without him. We scored FIVE goals in TWENTY minutes against Tottenham. He never even posted us a damn GIF! To hell with him!
 

I ain’t need him then and I don’t need him now. No you know what Rich, I’m going to get through our Champions League campaign without him, I’m going to watch us win something without him, I’m gonna get made a mod and be a better admin than he ever was. And I sure as hell don’t need him for that. Because, there aint a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love NO.

 

Seriously, think I need a defibrilator. 

7 (we may go into administration and get points deducted). 

Fucking hell, We are in the Champions League. Nearly crying here. 

Pope Nicholas

Ok christ. 

How is it a fucking masterstroke?  Have all the ball hit the post 3 times. Fuck off. You need to stay in the league, that's not a good strategy. 

Should we just retreat back towards our goal? 

You can’t exactly tell we’re missing some of our best players like