BillClinton

"those Brazilians you just can't quite trust them can you?" what the hell 

how the fuck?

worst part about starting Obertan is now we can't play all of Aarons, de Jong, Perez and Mitrovic. The other worst part is that he's shit. 

commentator is shit.

hardly noticed he was playing in the first half, but everyone on Marseille was pretty shit.

4 first half subs 

loan player scores  why are they letting him play?

Man Utd 2-1 Spurs

Bournemouth 1-0 Aston Villa

Everton 2-0 Watford

Leicester 0-1 Sunderland  

Norwich 0-2 Crystal Palace 

Chelsea 2-0 Swansea 

Arsenal 2-1 West Ham 

Newcastle 0-1 Southampton 

Stoke 1-2 Liverpool 

West Brom 0-2 Man City

Remember at the start of the summer when we (allegedly) wanted 6 new signings and a few developmental signings? They've tricked some fans by getting quality over quantity when we've needed both.

did he ever get a Spain call up?

If we're gonna do our shopping at Anderlecht we should go for Youri Tielemans & also get Dennis Praet

this

Jozy sent off for being an idiot. His career isn't at a great place at the moment

You can almost see Williamson's brain trying to work it out. His natural instinct tells him that wants to boot it long but suddenly remembers that he's supposed to play it short. Like a dog adjusting to an electric fence for the first time.

Jose. Didn't think I was that big of a cunt. 

Nile Ranger vs Blackpool. No likable winner in this case

Abeid 

Hoping there will some be some kind of way to watch this tomorrow.

It's on "espn 3" (online streaming) in the States, so i'd expect it to be streamed elsewhere as well

Dear Supporter,

 

We are pleased to give you an update this evening on the situation regarding Chancel Mbemba.

 

The Club can confirm that due to the nature of the fixture tomorrow (Saturday, 1st August) it has obtained the necessary permissions in order for Chancel to be involved in the squad to face Borussia Monchengladbach.

 

The Club would like to thank Anderlecht for their co-operation in this matter.

 

The player has an appointment overseas midweek to make his formal visa application, which we expect to be issued in order that he can be available for selection for the Club's first game of the Premier League season.

They seem pretty reasonable to do business with compared to some of the others we've dealt with.

Don't have much hope for Lascelles with number 15, can't remember the last time someone decent had that number.

wasn't he only capped because all of the world cup team was suspended?

Barnetta is signing in MLS, so things have not gone well

Aren't all our decent u21 players in Holland? so the two on the bench are probably just making up the numbers.

 

Where is our first team though?

Very good question.