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I thought they were alright. Propper, Knockaert, Gross and March are decent. They'll struggle to score though, like us

The one against Spurs was right in front of him. There were loads of bodies in the way today iirc, the rest of the players didn't even see it

What was the point of that Lascelles?

Why would you name man of the match with so much time left?

March looks good. He'd be playing for Gateshead now if we had got him under Pardew

Don't watch it then

Bruno got absolutely nowhere near the ball like. Nothing made of it though, as per. Nowt in it

Most of the second half we've been bad tbf

And vice versa probably

Hayden needs to go down for five minutes to regain his powers

Shelvey for Hayden and someone for Perez please

Fucking hell Blob what a save

These are decent IMO. Going to have trouble scoring goals but they look to have bought well in Propper and Gross

Fuck

Tbf I don't think Mitro would have got that touch into his feet as good as Joselu did for his chance

Aye I'd like to see Shelvey on at some stage

Perez' work rate is really immense these days. He's not doing enough going forward though

Was a really difficult chance tbf

Lovely turn by Merino

Fuck sake Joselu

What have they said? 'Absolute confusion in Newcastle's defence' Almost identical in their defence: *tumbleweed* When has it been like that in their defence?

What have they said?

Knockaert's done more already than he did in the games last season

Love that photo like It's like when Man City won the league in the last minute in terms of celebration

Misses this but available for the next one.