Chicane

We got Schar, he just never plays

Go on Craig lad

You forgot to mention he won the World Cup with San Marino in 2007

We're full on hated everywhere like Mourinho would kinda be perfect right now with his bunker mentality style. Come out swinging talking about SBR etc. and it'd be a full on Aragorn leading the troops towards the black gate

OH HAPPY DAY

Is that a different person to "TubeStationAtMidnight"? That guy would sign up with so many new accounts and immediately get sniffed out every time

The way I feel about PSG is how other fans now feel about us

Pards would honestly be a great heel in wrestling. So slimy and detestable

Inter fought the law, and the law lost

Vidal shoots the Sheriff

Sheriff taking no prisoners.

He loves us he just doesn't know it yet

^ Sounds like a mental fangirl talking about her popstar crush on Twitter

What's Douglas said?

I mean he WILL be sacked eventually so it's a no-lose situation for ITKs right now isn't it

Howe fills me with zero confidence tbh We desperately need someone who can organize our shambolic defense and midfield. Is that Howe?

At this point I'll take anyone who actually shows up for work and has the players training

Absolutely outrageous honestly, beyond a joke Players have to take some responsibility for their own personal development at some point and just show up anyway. Get the tea lady to help put out cones if you have to.

Simeone

Craig "The Dark Knight" Hope

Arsenal are legit just a midtable team now. It's quite funny.

It's like quicksand man you gotta get outta there quick

Would be the most Newcastle thing ever if our new owners were just pure ??? and ended up being worse than Ashley Big sam as manager and Harry Redknapp as DoF let's gooo

From his Wikipedia already