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Keegan would be a horrific choice. I'm sorry but it has to be said. The whole premise of wanting KK seems to be "he'd get a tune out of the players". Why would he? They aren't Newcastle fans like we are. To them he's just another guy. Most weren't even born when he took over here the first time. It'd be a disaster.

Anyone reckon Conte would've come here at the start of the season? If the takeover had gone through just a few months earlier things could be very different right now

Ole beating Spurs so they sack Nuno and bring in his (Ole's) likely replacement in Conte. 200IQ from the PE teacher

Quite the gamut of feeling about this guy it seems

We're like two steps above just putting our tallest eleven players along the goalline for 90 minutes

Eww

We're gonna get hammerfisted by Chelsea whoever is in charge so no point putting that stink on the new manager

Those words (van, tne, de etc) basically all mean "of" or "from" don't they? Always like van Hooijdonk myself

Como estas? Soy Alan Pardiola

Hoe is het spek zei je?

We hired any cunt yet?

SOMETIMES MAYBE GOOD SOMETIMES MAYBE SHIT

Christ Nothing changes overnight obviously but I thought with the stench of Bruce lifted from the team some of the players might crack on but apparently not. At least we've only got Chelsea next

Didn't see the game - was there any signs of improvement or nah?

Martinez would be a disaster imo

Arsenal playing on a Monday then a Friday seems a bit weird

"Unless you're a pigeon, in which case the roof is the limit"

Tardy player supporting a tardy manager, fits. He can stick around for a bit until we've signed someone better than let him go to Hull with Bruce if he loves him so much. No prisoners now

You can't make a fish fly. The players are mediocre, they can't be expected to successfully play a style of football that requires traits they don't possess. We can't sign anyone for months, and we desperately need points now. So whoever comes in needs to be able to get a tune out of the squad we have.

So Mr. Fonseca, you've just lost your first game in charge 6-0. How will you respond? "Espanar nós mesmos"

Fuck the guy. He's ancient history now. He'll never be anything more than a footnote in our history. Let him and his mates cry into his £8mil.

So basically his style is completely unsuited to the players we have BRING HIM HOME

Who was the Scottish fella who was here with McClaren and had been at Valencia? Can't remember his name to google it What's he up to now

Carver wasn't real. He was just a collective, hallucinogenic nightmare that we all experienced.

Pards' lack of top lip is one of the top 5 things I hated about him