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Agreeing with Ronaldo twice in one day is scary

Not for the king it wouldn't be.

He said bye on the last game of the season. I thought we all knew he wouldn't be back?

Chronicle reckoned Richard's wages were too high for us. Injury prone, expensive and lacking motivation.

Yes it is - using him in place of our best defender can only hasten Pardew's exit. Wouldn't take relegation for that to be even considered imho

Raylor is a good squad member, or at least was before his injury. There was plenty of times I preferred him over Simpson. He's an utterly woeful defender, athlete, footballer etc who could/can strike a ball well with his right foot. That's the end of it. Yup it's as simple as this.

Why? Set pieces aside he's crap.

Hope the c*** falls head first down those stairs. How ugly is our tunnel with all that sports direct shit plastered everywhere.

Shelvey and townsend no thanks

4-4-1-1 without a doubt IMO. Gouff and moussa as hard working wingers again?

You're off your tits if you don't think Sissoko will be right wide man. Hence the wishful thinking my friend. Lord knows we've got to play someone out of position

Wishful thinking I know but I'd take a midfield 3 of Anita moussa and do jong

Cabella can play on the flanks but of course nicolin despises us lol

QUICKLY?!?!?!?!?! well this one came kinda out of nowhere, Cisse was a bolt from the blue as well they are perfectly capable of it on occasion its just ludicrous on others how it can drag on and on and on and on (etc) Wouldn't surprise me at all if all our transfers we done on excel with profit loss ratios attached. We will only sign players we take a minimal loss on or of course make a profit.

Luuk De Jong. Dave trying to give midds a heart attack

I think you'll find it's nearer £25m with that signing on fee & needlessly long contract thrown in. Cabaye money spent lol

Not getting too excited we had to sign someone... I'll start believing once we have 3 or 4 more good players following him through the door.

The word "Pardewed" is usually the way we fuck it up tbf

Fixed

Holland heard we thought he was good. Pardew thinks he's good so he can't possibly be good? That's actually sound logic lol

Does anyone know why he wasn't included in the dutch squad for the world cup?

Remember how we bought the wrong Amalfitano lads?

Someone posted on a journal story he was at the ground today. Probly rubbish as it was in the comments like

Just as we're going to make a 9 million bid. Course we was mark, why wait until Hamburg are on the brink to lodge a bid. So obvious the club feeding these stories to the media

And people think Ashley operates on some mythical level of financial acumen lol