Andy84

They do this every week tbf

Encouraging looking at that bench ahead of the winter fixtures, hopefully plenty of rotation when we can to keep everyone fresh. If you remember the benches we were putting out December - February last year

Really silly suggestion he’s just coming back from injury

hope it really inspires him HWTL

Paqueta has been a shadow of his usual self this season

Burn may be more of a miss than many think, he’s been consistent this season and we’re hoping Kelly can slot in. Is Kelly decent in the air?

Aye it never seems to work out when we’re heavy favourites like this, but all logic says we’re winning this well. Start quick and take the early chance that’s inevitably going to come

Hope Amorim fails miserably

West Ham when he’s 32

Rashfoooordddd….and it’s GARNACHO as he screws it harmlessly wide

Bring on anyone in this league like

Fancy taking these at SJP

And Southampton

No one was ever arsed with APT with Mike Ashley when he was exploiting the club, his minging Sports Direct shite plastered everywhere. As you say we weren’t a threat to anyone at that point. Cartel and American owners pose the threat to the competitiveness of the English game. At one point they all decided to leave to the ESL and it’s of course been swept under the carpet

Really pleased we didn’t waste a single penny on Elanga. His reputation with our fans seems to be playing against a shattered Dan Burn and dysfunctional NUFC on Boxing Day. Just not good enough

Forest look woeful again

We started last season stronger than the champions league one, just injuries done us in the end

Leicester look like us under John Carver

Bruce esque, passive.

Howe’s confirmation that we went nowhere near £60-£65 million puts things into perspective. The Parish mouthpiece Mockbel saying we were at £65+5 all just a ruse from Parish to show he was a big boy. Fuck them

The airport Ponteland marra. Like we should have planes landing on Northumberland street for it to qualify as Newcastle airport. We’ve broken their brains over the last few years

The little emoji’s disproportionately annoy me

Ensure the competitive balance of the league, cartel just trolling now

Last place they’ll want to be is here on Monday night

Seems like he’s on his way out, hopefully the players know it and play like it