Cf

As if we're gonna get paid money to have him took off us! Reading palace forums is hilarious

This is turning into one of the most unproductive days of work I've ever had!

So much for my early night. Please please please be true!

What's going on?

Cisse making amends for the last couple of games.

Unfortunately I highly doubt that too.

It's brilliant that you've turned against him, you post what I would have posted so I no longer have to. It's just time for a change, there's only so many players he can fail to get the best out of. I highly doubt that.

We're gonna get battered.

I assumed you made that up. Even for Pardew I assumed that one was made up! But he actually said it. Wow.

Who?

Headline news on BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-29457044

Woke up. Not sacked.

It's hard to pass when the rain affects your vision.

GET THE FUCK IN

This is dire.

Please lose.

Europe. Gonna be 5th again tho because thank god we're not in the Europa league. Cunt.

Well that was depressing in every way imaginable.

How many times has Cabella gone to ground?

Fucking hell collback

Someone clearly hasn't give Hull the memo about having to give their new players time to get used to the PL.

What do these forrins think they're doing? You can't just score goals like these in your first game in the Premier League.

True. Hatem's got special talent but Robert consistently turned draws and defeats into wins, against top teams as well. No substitute for that. Defeats into wins? I don't understand this concept.

hahahahahaha and that's our lone striker!?

The attackers have 0 goals and the defenders have 3 goals. Defenders win!