Twinport53

Thrives against the big lads, does our Mike.

Unless you were pushing him away with a knife.

Just missed a decent chance for the hattick. He's had a cracking game.

Because he's fucking shit. Fuck off.

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'kin hell man, some of the posts on this page His f***ing lung has collapsed for Christ sake, it's hardly a training ground injury, or rushing back to fitness to quickly. Give the guy atleast half a chance to prove he can be useful. Unfortunately that is going to be next September now. NPW. Though I am not mocking my post as it's the only one on the page now. Fuck sake.

Just wow.

"We don't want to compete for cups because we might make the final and lose." "Would rather Stevenage knocked us out early, avoids the pain and emotional heartache"

Had exactly the same bet, but chucked Celtic in. The cunts go beat off St Johnston.

Is "clumsy" really doing his appalling like of application real justice?

Makes you die inside when simple shit like the ball hitting his heel as he goes to start a run. Shame it's more common than his first touch.

Yes. This club

Disappointed with his attempted pass out, should of just put it out for a corner. Although Gouffran did absolutely nothing to prevent the play getting into the box.

LB tonight?

Willing to bet he doesn't give a single f*** as long as we're not in grave danger of going down. Just stay up, that's the remit, just stay exactly where we are and he'll be cush. Yeah, I totally and regrettably agree. However, we all know that 2 wins in 8 over a season is horrific relegation form. Surely even Ashley can understand that giving Carver the job full time for next season is an unavoidable disaster. Delighted FFS, it's pathetic.

We are absolutely fucked to the high heavens if Ashley is delighted with 2 wins in 8. Fuck sake.

I hope you spent most of your time shouting at Carver.

We started with worse on Saturday. I am presuming you mean Riviere?

Bearing in mind those are his potential highlights from Man Utd, it's laughable.

What a time to be alive.

Is the 5% of good English things the 'o' in Willos first name? Even that's not really his.

When Shola left. I thought that, but was sure he had the S. on this season aswell.

http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/sammy-ameobi-close-up-newcastle-united-nufc-650x400.jpg

Aye, Happyface off here I think.

When did he drop the S. off the back of his shirt? I am guessing it's due to commentators calling him Sameobi, like.