Just reply with "where was the good football when we..." and list every other team in the division.
It was the phone in on total sport. Boils blood man.
End of the day, if you have 4 cars and write 3 off. You are a shit driver. So in comparison to Pardew, he has wrote 3 of the last 4 seasons off, therefore he's a brilliant manager, obviously. It defies believe.