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Well done anita

Does he not stay put at half time? Therefore he'll be covering our attack? But he'll have been warned by then and on top form.

Right. When are they scoring again? Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Get him on the wing haha Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Haha that was a great goal! Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

That's miles off. Shocking. Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Fuck my life. Every time Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Was he offside? Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Yep Sent from my D5803 using Tapatalk

Fyp Quite right!

A friend of a friend at uni said they had had sex with him in a room full of mirrors.

9.5 now. Just feel hopeless again after watching that.

It wasn't a great game. But with an international break I think we'll beat Norwich

Townsend off? Really??

I'm so fucking done. I hate this.

Good keeper tips that over the bar. Positioning was shocking for the Defoe shot. f*** him. Fair enough. But I didn't expect him to save the earlier chance. They're all shit and leaving defoe on his own in the box is criminal.

It's not elliot. You can only get hit with shots so many times before one goes in. He saved a good header near the start of the half. Everything has come down our left. We're letting too much in on that side. This is embarrassing, especially at home. Make the right substitutions and we can still win this.

I hate my life

Thought that was a bit silly and rushed there.

Perez is so clever

And no confidence at all It was simple. Hold the ball up and wait for someone to get in the box. If you lose it then fair enough. But don't try and kick it across three defenders on the floor.

Sissoko has the decision making ability of a badly made cake.

He's useless

That yellow has won me 25 quid

So nervous!