Doesn't he score goals then?
Well yes, but surely he should chip in with a few seeing as he plays as a striker (Riviere can be ignore in this conversation like). I actually think he's going to do quite well and was really just messing, but thanks for harpooning that balloon of fun.
He'll be decent and should be given a chance if we can past the Sunderland link, like we have DeWayne, DeFonzie or whatever our DeRapid right back is called.
Could go the way of DeJack though.