Bimpy474

Utterly dreadful from start to substitution, pure wank as a footballer.

Weaving your magic Alan, cunt.

Why the fuck are both our DM's in between our centre backs, ffs that's utter shit football that.

Cup tied.

Vicki Gomersall

He wasn't for us at the time though.

Our new Sibierski perhaps? He was a brilliant surprise Sibs, Shelvey i like, gets forward, looks forward, has a pop, right now he's just what we need.

Well i like the bald misery, very much an upgrade.

Pardew would stab him, unless they were aimless hoofs at Sneezy and Doc up top.

This is us though, we got big form for it.

And wont it be nice to see one of our midfield have a damn good effort from 25 yards, i can't remember the last thunderbastard we scored. Lets see if McClaren plays him first. If he's on the bench while cockback is loafing about on the pitch, i swear i'll go full Pardew.

Hmm reckon Tiote could go, if we did sign Shelvey as well he's got to be one gone, hopefully.

Ffs really ?

And wont it be nice to see one of our midfield have a damn good effort from 25 yards, i can't remember the last thunderbastard we scored.

Ben Arfa couldn't get a game for us, then went to Hull and couldn't get one there, and then we let him go for fuck all He's better than what we have and why not buy him and a couple of strikers, well at least one.

He's not Colback.

You seen them play ?

Colback Free Agent, technically IIRC. True, it would indeed be the first money signing since Obertan. God Colback and Obertan both Pardew choices and people wnated Pardew to buy his own.

Colback

7 to 10 days ?, how is he getting here, by canoe ?

Austin as 9, we have to have someone to put the ball in the net, simply have to.

I'm the first to complain about his shitness, but smashing Colback would leave us relying on two worse options. I prefer Anita holding (not great but than ginger bollocks in that role) with Shelvey getting forward. Colback can neither get forward or hold, well doesn't do anything well tbh. Personally i prefer all of the players mentioned to be blasted into a black hole. correct

I'm the first to complain about his shitness, but smashing Colback would leave us relying on two worse options. I prefer Anita holding (not great but than ginger bollocks in that role) with Shelvey getting forward. Colback can neither get forward or hold, well doesn't do anything well tbh.