The Enforcer

This guy has been SUCH a shrewd signing. We could have spent a lot more and done a hell of a lot worse. We've got him for his best years as well, I look forward to it. Cheers Villa.

More than a few pundits, even Rafa himself (probably because everyone in the media keeps telling him we are) talking of the fans now thinking about Europe. Even if it's in jest you know the intent is there to recycle the idea that we have unrealistic expectations. Happens all the time with us, where the media declares we are thinking, saying, or doing something that is completely wide of the mark, the rest of the country believes it and tops up their 'deluded Geordies' meter. Obviously ultimately it doesn't matter what others say or think, but it's definitely a bit of a pet hate in football for me!

This is horrible. How was it decided what the poll options would be? Not going to happen, as it appears to mean too much to this chap's ego, but would love to see it not go ahead.

He's better off fucking off to France, but a Championship club would do well to pick him up. RIP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ha5HrQryLk

Welbeck loves bundling one in off various body parts. Last minute winner off his nipple please.

https://youtu.be/B4LstUL6jmc