RS

I needed those to re-stuff a pillow

That was an accident caused by my bmx handlebar

Ah man, not the “decent bloke” response. He was a useless, greedy cunt who didn’t give any other fuck other than taking the money.

Need time to bring all the empty crisp packets back into the ground

Bruce: ” I couldn’t believe I was offered another premier league management gig, albeit with Newcastle, who I had no real affinity with despite being from the area. It was a shock as my management and coaching tactics are from another era and not really suited for modern football. But hey, I got on with Mike and nobody else who actually wanted a career in football would work for him so I took a massive pay rise and literally jogged out of my office at sheff wed to join. I was fully aware that from the reaction of other clubs fans I’d managed I was in for a rough time up there, and I guess with the style of football I served up it was to be expected. To be fair to Mike he looked after me really well, I never complained and when it looked like an ambitious rich owner was in for the club and my days were numbered he rewarded me, changing my contact to leave me an incredibly rich man”

Looks like they’ve put a load of pink seats in for the woman’s football tonight.

At times. Yes

Barring Villa. Every team we’ve played this season has made us look shit. Coincidence?

His decision making has been painfully slow.

We’re absolutely fucked. Mentally and physically. What a beating

Milan keeper suffering fro hypothermia apparently

Isak looks like he’s tweaked something?

Defence been opened up more times than Russel Brands flies that half.

You still duty surgeon at the RVI tonight?

Oh and the Italian police do not want to know either if you’re English. Some would say they are complicit in the actions of the ultras.

Standard fayre. One of my mates got hospitalised there last time around. A completely normal middle aged bloke. They are cunts.

Milan fans are renowned snidey cunts and stabby with it. Unfortunately no chance the same coward wankers will be travelling over here.

That curry fella is obsessed with the mackems like. Sad cunt.

Beyond the grave?

And may have better fans

Always wears his wankers hat

Twitter is always right. Sounds like we’re playing 6 in midfield 3 at the back and a lone striker.

From BBC comments “Looking at 777's other football assets this doesn't look good. Herta Berlin are now in the second division despite a top class stadium that they can't fill, Sevilla are bottom of their league and Standard Leige's fans are in active revolt against their owners.”