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Assume makes an ass out of u and me.

He’ll definitely be getting his car and house “done”.

You’ve got a shirt as your avatar

Fashion police Fak. Rule 416 subsection b: “replica kits should not be worn by anyone over the age of 14 unless partaking in recreational football matches”. Obviously, this only applies to the fashion conscious and not to certain members of this forum (see shoe council as further evidence)

My first shirt was the Bukta “Brazil” away circa ‘78 (possibly made from recycled trawler netting remembering how chafing the nylon was!) and last the Umbro silver away ‘83 ish. Stopping as required before my 14th birthday.

Top knot fixed with a pair of chopsticks

It was when I was under 14. Norbit by Hiroshi Nozawa is my go to these days. Layered with a bit of vintage Cabourne.

If you’re over the age of 14 and wear a replica kit you deserve to look a twat, wearing that monstrosity will enable this.

It’s non-inclusive statements like this that sicken me. It’s hard enough being a white middle aged white man as it is, what with all its stigmas and associations. Anyway, I’m off to wolf-whistle female joggers and reminisce about when kitchens were strictly the domain of the domestic housewife.

A victory for football.

2 mins after his unveiling in the Camp Nou sunshine

With our suboptimal recruitment track record if we lose 5 current first team players we are at a massive risk of being relegated

close-a-fukin-nuf

Gordon’s return flight. His hair failed the medical.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx213pp0yrlo 60 Crystal Palace fans classified as "known troublemakers" were ordered to leave Leipzig city centre on Tuesday evening. Surprising for a fanbase that act as the moral compass for English football