David Edgar

Werner is legit dreadful. Like Almiron with even worse technique and little of the defensive contribution.

Manchester United are back.

Deliberate elbows to the face are okay now?

"Do you see that massive space that Eddie Howe always leaves in front of the defence? Yeah, that glaringly obvious issue with the way Newcastle have set up? The one that has been obvious for ages and keeps getting exploited? Yeah? Well go stand in it then you'll have all the time in the world."

Unfortunately we aren't allowed because of FAIR PLAY or something.

Not allowed to say this.

You did see who made that post though? Think we should just let him be himself.

Of course. Football can fuck off.

Bit weird, but whatever makes you happy in life

Trippier has been class. Thank God he's back.

Questioned Howe about why Hall isn't being used.

He's made 4/5 regulation saves whilst flinging himself through the air. That last one was a genuine quality save.

No, we should sign a goalkeeper that lets in -2 goals per game. Keep up man.

Now that's a good save by Dubravka.

Sorry, you're right. This half has been amazing But in all seriousness, as much as people are perhaps expressing their anxiety and criticism heavily now, there are also people who piss the bed about that and perhaps they need to relax?

???? Delays, delays, delays and chips the ball to a Man City player whilst miles out of position.

Dubravka there... fuck me.

Terrible second half. Been all Man City.

Nothing but a loss from here. Is it gonna be 2-3 or 2-4?

And our midfield giving Kevin that much space. Fucking hell Howe, it has been that bad since preseason

Fucking Dubravka beating with that shot.

Heh, too good.

WHAT AN AMAZING SHOT FROM FODEN WOW FUCK ME. /commentator as the shot goes out for a throw in?

Have another go, Kevin.