David Edgar

Keeper just cleaned out Antonio there? Perfectly legal.

We did it by pressing them into oblivion from their goal kicks last year.

Brighton done by counter attacks.

Fulham moron. What a Tete.

Stupid Old Trafford sidings at it again.

Would hate Antony if I supported Manchester. His crossing is plain wank.

Ah well, fun for 15 minutes. They'll win from here.

Onana utterly priceless Bombscare goalkeeper.

Bournemouth just stopped

It was a deliberate finish after a perfectly timed run. A bit good, aye.

That's a bit good by Maddison.

3 pillow formation is king. 2 below your head, 1 to the side to roll into.

A West Ham win today would be magical. Todd can go and spend another hundred billion dollars on wonderkids.

They're trying to pump money into the club through a dodgy company Todd has set up but they're having trouble cos it is so fucking dodgy they've been called out.

Flush the blue turd.

Longstaff has been a waste of time on the ball.

Fuck me, Livramento can move.

We should run a few training sessions where our players practice the grimace, writhing about holding your shin whilst screaming towards the ref approach that every Man City players knows to execute when slightly caught.

Foden is now clearly suffering.

Maybe just take Grealish to the hospital? Seems serious.

Almiron is soooooooo fucking limited. Argh.

Silly from Barnes but Walker just went diving.

There was nothing wrong with the Gordon tackle there. Dias played for a red card.

Man City players are very good at acting.