David Edgar

Bruno equally at fault there. Asked for it and was far too casual.

Fuck my life Our squad is binary.

I maintain we need to see it in the Prem. I fear he's confidence limited and playing against U21s and friendlies aren't much stress.

Barnes would be such a good addition here.

Terrible corner. Waste of fucking money.

That passing. I came.

Are we allowed to play now?

Isak, Bruno, Willock, Joelinton and Barnes to come in.

Lammers moves well.

It will only get better as they become more familiar with each other.

Surrounded by cunts though.

Watching this in Fiji on a massive projector with a Tapas buffet available. Life doesn't get any better.

That was class by Tonali.

Part of me hopes we destroy Rangers here

Trippier looks annoyed

Lush goal!

I love Longstaff, but he clearly looks slow here. Possibly rusty and just needs the game time.

Trippier aging like a fine wine.

Glad Tonali was switched on to commit the professional foul there. Longstaff looking lost so far in preseason.

Shut your mouth Baby, stand and deliver Holy hands, will they make me a sinner Like a river Like a river

Mike Ashley back running the club.

But then, it seems their game v Sunderland was free last weekend. So Mike Ashley is back or wot?

Deary me. I can only assume this is Gateshead looking to cash in?

Wonderful thread title.

That is pure small time Diddly club.