David Edgar

Shut your mouth Baby, stand and deliver Holy hands, will they make me a sinner Like a river Like a river

Mike Ashley back running the club.

But then, it seems their game v Sunderland was free last weekend. So Mike Ashley is back or wot?

Deary me. I can only assume this is Gateshead looking to cash in?

Wonderful thread title.

That is pure small time Diddly club.

These days, if make use of a food item that is strongly tied to a particular nation whilst demonstrating any degree of annoyance or hatred towards any particular facet of that nation, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Borderline racist.

FUCKING AMAZING

Nowhere near enough contact.

They'll give this pen.

He'd better be injured

My lord, that Colwill slide

What a save

Been a fun game.

£5m off the asking price, that effort. My word

I'm having a little tug every time Colwill gets involved. He's got a 52 degree wedge of a left peg.

By extension, is any criticism of snide teams borderline racist?

Madueke is an excellent sub here.

Always been.

Probably not implying that ALL Spanish players are pricks

Not angry with Jones. I think he got the space for the shot and I don't think you could guarantee that with the pass to Gordon.

Loads of players in this Spanish side have got a track record of being complete cunts in these comps?

Man, Colwill playing like prime Maldini.