David Edgar

Pep is always overly complimentary of other teams. It's his thing.

Hugo Ekitike (crying about not playing for PSG)

Jokes aside, he doesn't look like a £100m winger.

I wasn't laughing at his fidget spinning. I found him passing it straight out of play after doing his circus act the hilarious part.

My favourite Antony goal is the one he scored when you lost 6-3 to Manchester City.

Antony is a joke.

Tough isn't he. There's a clip of him sending Haaland flying in that video.

Not the best highlight reel. Everything cuts short before an assist/goal/key pass. Suggests he does a bit of dribbling - in a weak league - but not much in the final third.

This isn't true from what I've read. The club fucked up and then wouldn't pay his release.

Merino and Bruno in midfield. Nah We cannot be allowed that.

It is about how frequently a team in possession gets the ball in the opponent's third. So another way at looking at territory. It is better than say possession, cos you could have loads of possession in your own half and that isn't all that. The higher the number, the better a team is at keeping the ball, progressing it into the final third and then keeping it there. Good teams score really highly with it:

Basically a measure of how well a team progresses the ball into goalscoring positions. I don't know the metrics, but the idea seems sound in principal.

Burn has plenty of years left in him then.

Dat field tilt away from home. Conte is Steve Bruce in a wig.

They're probably unconcerned about that account being widely circulated in Saudi Arabia.

This x 1000

I hope our tame journalists pose questions to the club all week about it. Doubt it'll get a mention cos they'll be too scared to disrupt their access.

This is the minimum and probably contractual. The fact that the clubs most prominent media platform has clearly not referenced it - when from memory, they always have previously - is sickening.

Not a single reference to the rainbow laces campaign on the official twitter account. Yeah, that is fucking disgusting from the club.

The NUFC twitter not referencing the campaign is genuinely appalling. WTF. Proper souring the weekend.

... to tread water.

I guess he is massively outperforming his XG. Probably regress a little and slow down his scoring soon. Just enjoy it.

Yeah, the money argument is dumb. Like, can you only be happy/congratulate turning a club around if money isn't spent? We've spent a competitive amount relative to other teams around us and find ourselves competing with them, despite coming from a lower base. We are killing it.

There was a period of the game when Schar and Botman were in the opposition half on the left flank playing pass and move football