David Edgar

Saint MaxIMUM

We'll agree personal terms with 5 midfielders this week and sign none.

LONGSTAFF We are fucked.

Big Jow now injured even worse for playing on. Slow clap to everyone.

Was Ryan Fraser even a decent footballer? Cannot see it.

Raphinha best go off. Don't want to risk playing on with a concussion.

Get up you soft cunt.

Looking for our attacking intent.

Not at all. But he did get obliterated twice.

Dummett got destroyed twice in a couple of minutes.

Joelinton just got took out in the box?

That'll be Big Jow out for a while. We'll miss his running about and erm, not much else.

He has zero pace and isn't the strongest. Was always why I wanted Southgate to play Walker in the summer.

Willock is an actual paper bag in the wind. Has no ability to shield the ball.

Trippier with the worst press I've ever seen. Just ran away from exactly where he needed to be for no real reason Right flank wide open. What does Howe do in the week?

They are so much better than us

This could be what Howe wants the CBs to do. And if so, it is abysmal tactics when your CBs are as bad as our two.

We wasted millions on Willock cos he had a lucky purple patch.

Lascelles is a fucking bombscare. That chance came from him clumsily pressing and leaving loads of space.

Solid loss today.

God yeah. It was novel for all of a week, getting linked to loads of players. Now it is just irksome and best ignored.

We aren't turning our noses up at the player Hazard was to gain his reputation. He is not that player anymore.

Wut

Any more positive talks today? We need 3 players this week or we are down.

There is no way in hell Liverpool ever seriously considered a player so void of basic footballing technique.