David Edgar

Haha both CBs stop playing as well.

So funny

Beautiful chaos

That was onside. Hahaha

Get Carroll off ffs

Home fans are rancid.

Hayden wants 5 minutes.

Carroll's first touch?

Dubravka had made 2 top saves already.

Could just be an impact injury.

Carroll can barely run.

Shit lazy defending by ASM almost cost us

Manquillo doing really well.

Lad we let go.

Haha ASM just bossed the ex NUFC youth.

Good that. Love Manquillo.

I will be amazed. A-fucking-mazed if Andy Carroll plays more than half the match.

Out of his vulcan mind

VAR doesn't shit itself for once and people are giddy.

Doubt he'd want to drop down to League 2.

Harry Maguire £70m? Still don't see it.

Enjoyed Wan-Bissaka getting caught out dawdling on the ball and then having to feign injury to try and con the referee that he'd been fouled. Might want to sharpen up your technique and awareness...

Good work.

I can't believe we only had 23% possession at home yesterday. What was this man thinking?

Watched the extended highlights and checked the stats. Screams pure luck to have got out of that game with a point.