David Edgar

You just know that this half will be a massive anticlimax now. Score will stay at 2-0 and nothing else of note will happen.

Someone explain the offside rule to the Cameroon players

I wouldn't give him the time of day. Delete the link and forget about it.

I do think this is a fantastic idea for anyone investing heavily in the club. I mean, I don't see the masses turning away from the club but a lot of posters on here will certainly improve their quality of life by exploring other avenues until the fat cunt has left the club.

That's not a dig at people quoting the chron lot and chatting about it in here. Do that by all means, just don't put any faith in what they write. And don't bother reading their articles. Waste of time.

If anyone needed any evidence why they should avoid the tabloid press during periods of speculation, it has been this.

Biscuits.

Have pretty much ignored this since the crazy days a couple of weeks back. It has been the right choice. (I can't narrow down a favourite biscuit. Pretty much all biscuits are brilliant.)

I don't mind the Southampton shirt. Sponsor is a bit shit mind.

I couldn't gaf about a black Puma logo on our shirt.

Quoted for when we’re paying £100m for global superstars. Quoted for when reality.

Wew, the friendly cup 3rd place trophy is ours after a drab 0-0 against the Swiss.

Sommer is tiny. Can't get near these pens that most top keepers usually do.

Schar is so good.

Means they have nothing new to report on. Best just ignore it and don't waste your time reading a single article on the subject. Post more gifs if anything.

The only player I can think of is JWP. Wide player who isn't pacy and has decent technique striking a ball. Not a great comparison.

Nothing like him.

Southgate continues to suck against actual opponents in competitive games

Flapford.

Worth every penny of his world record transfer fee.

The better team is losing.