ToonArmy1892

Is he.

Wanders around doing nowt.

That's it.

Good at smelling with that hooter.

Limbs all owa from the czechs there.

Austria is oot mate.

V.A.R...V.A.R...V.A.R

That's a red ffs.

Blow to the head, just gets up and carries on, not even checked.

It's been a weird match, been quite end to end, but still boring. Nee cutting edge from either team.

Nothing in this match, anyones to win.

I actually didn't mind him on robot wars, i think he suited that. But football, just no.

Sounds as thick as he looks.

Dunno who that was.. It's the likes of Guy Mowbray, Jonathan Pearce etc that do my head in, they think they are something special.

Better than these commentators who think they are poets and have to turn every match into some sort of soap opera.

Think he's alright, says who has the ball and what's happening, does his job. Not an annoying twat.

It just looks like a football stadium, rather than a huge toilet bowl.

Puskas Arena > Wembley

Did he just make that up like (i know he's a bullshitter).

Was 28 June meant to be a date for something or am i going mad?

I saw him at Faro airport once.

Or an apple tree.

He might like growing plants.