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8 hours ago, SteV said:

24/7 drinking but playing in the PL? Howay man.

As one of the forum’s resident alcoholics, 24/7 drinking had me hanging out in bed watching Netflix while off my face. Putting on pants was hard work let alone leaving the house for going farther than the liquor store.
 

Playing in the PL at an elite level while doing that would be impressive tbh  

Arsenal afraid to have someone central in the box

Nearly every attack looks like it’ll end in a goal. Great work from the wingers to exploit the space behind Palace’s fullbacks

Tonali tremendous. First to every breakdown and recycling it smoothly

Holy shit, this could be a bloodbath 

Honestly, the U.S. looked worse than under the end of Berhalter.

Gonna protest until we get a Haris Vuckic celebration tweet

I still don’t think yesterday has fully settled in to me.

Honestly, what a day. It was my first time at a pub since getting out of rehab last year as I was wary, but going and being around fellow fans was a highlight. I saw toddlers in kits, I met an elderly married couple who were travelling and needed somewhere to watch and nearly ended up in the Liverpool bar down the street.

Only bittersweet thing is I wasn’t watching it with my old man. We always talked about going to a cup final, but things have been strained with my folks over things I think I’ve gotten in to here before, but he, my uncle, my brother and I were all in the chat group during the match messaging each other throughout the match. 
 

My grandad (who played for NUFC’s youth team decades ago) passed away a few years back and always talked about how much fun he had going to the last final, so my brother poured a pint of his favourite after the match which was sweet.

Honestly, the win was a moment of recognizing the family bonds that run through supporting this team in good years and lean years. There’s good and bad times, but it’s a constant and something that will always be a part of me at least.

I have no idea what to do with myself after that 

Got up early and feels like Christmas Day, if Christmas Day also had the potential to kick you in the balls.

6 hours ago, Guybrush said:

Visiting someone in hospital so I'll be watching it in 144p on one of those rip off hospital bed teles 

“Sir, we need that screen to check their heart rate and blood pressure.”

”G’iz us a minute, we’ve got a throw in”

Been going back and forth whether I go watch this in the pub with the local supporters group or watch at home where I only have to put up with my own stupid fan takes. 
 

Finally decided to book a table at the pub and either celebrate a win or mourn a loss with a bunch of fellow fans.

2 minutes ago, Matt1892 said:

It doesn’t look better, so it is fair to say that we have regressed.

 

It isn’t a controversial statement.

I don’t think you’re using the term “regress” correctly. Are you arguing that we’ve reverted to the Bruce era of style, cause I’m sure you’re aware enough to know that’s bullshit.

To regress is to return to a former state, what you’re really arguing is that we have stagnated which has been explained by others more eloquent than me with the explanation of a lack of transfers.

On 25/02/2025 at 09:55, Big River said:

he's proper shit Hope like  trying to pass off sitting in a public bar as some sort of exclusive, it's desperate

“Wheels must be greased before the engine of the digger is engaged.” Every editor I had would’ve given me a smack if I had tried to get this line into a story 

6 hours ago, Mike said:

 

Very aerodynamic skull. I'm going to use pseudo-phrenology to grift my way into football.

A Kenyan friend of mine had convinced our Thai friend that as a Kenyan he had a special leg in his muscle called “archibald” that allowed him to run faster. The joke escalated far too quickly when said Thai friend started telling his host family how wild it was that Kenyans had an extra leg muscle 

3 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

 

Do you know if that's only for non-UK passport holders? I'd assume so

I just had to do this for coming over and it’s non UK holders. Honestly, the site tells you to do it on the app and just do that. Was approved within 2 minutes 

99 per cent sure I just walked by Anthony Gordon by the Spanish Steps in Rome. He was with a very well dressed man, who my wife decided was his boyfriend

First half on the radio has been Ando going “they carry a threat you know!” on repeat

Purely going off the radio stream, but Tino doesn’t sound like he’s having the best game

3 hours ago, Stifler said:

Where in Gatwick did you get it from?

JD I assume.

Good to know that our shirts are available in London airports.

JD Sports in Gatwick. I will say I’ve been pleasant surprised by how prominently placed the kit’s been in both Canadian and UK shops. I realize it’s different over here because of accessibility but the top used to never be stocked in Canadian shops.

Just got the home top after flying through Gatwick. Was cheaper than both the high street price and the price in Canada so win-win for me. Not as good quality as the one I had as a kid, which could be rose tinted glasses, but seems pretty decent stitching wise etc

3 hours ago, Smal said:

 

 

 

 

don't think I could cope with being a legacy top 4 club . Absolute fucking morons, man. 

They make Bruno sound like Charles Bronson 

48 minutes ago, KaKa said:

 

How is Lorenzo Lucca looking today?

 

Going to put it on in a bit.

Was very much watching in the background but seemed decent. Had a good header, Verona keeper kept them in the game.

Have the Verona/Udinese game on in the background while I do some work and I've learned that Florian Thauvin now captains Udinese. 

22 minutes ago, Fak said:

0-3 Inter who will go back top tonight unless Atalanta beat Lazio. 
 

No wonder Cagliari haven’t got a clue, they’re managed by David Guetta. 
 

Every time I think of David Guetta, I remember the time he ended racism and gave a shout out to George Floyd's family before dropping the beat